10. Understand the “messiah” like attention you’re receiving now can be taken away in a HEARTBEAT.

9. Don’t EVER co-sign THIS joke; you’ll lose more fans than Chris Brown and Ja Rule combined.

8. If you EVER appear on Funkmaster Flex freestyling from a blackberry again……I swear!!!!!

7. Just because your predecessor has infiltrated the auto-tune into a majority of his material does not give you the green light or the privilege to do the same. Unless you’re rapping about Heartbreaks and light skin headaches, cool, otherwise….STOP IT!

6. If you see Karrine Stephens in arms reach, book a flight to the opposite side of the country. I can already hear that demented lunatic yelling her new book title now….”Young Money Memoirs Vol.1: Drake Drizzy”. But, if she’s there to see Nicki Minaj, you might wanna stick around for that- I shouldn’t have to tell you why.

5. If you adopt anything from Kanye West, the LAST thing it should be is THIS. It’s totally not cool YOU’VE mastered the move already. STOP IT!

4.) I understand your complexion is lighter than Paris Hilton, but if I EVER see or hear you say “I’m bringing light skinned brothers back to the top” you might as well go back to T-Dot.

3.) I would strongly suggest you A.) Stop screaming “Rihanna, I love you baby” in public and B.) Kissing HER in public.4.

2.) Instead of thanking Lil Wayne for reviving your career, you need to thank the producer (Boi-1da) of “Best I Ever Had”. A.) That’s the sole reason I’m writing this list and B.) You could potentially perform that song anywhere in the WORLD (lucky prick lol.)

1.) If Weezy decides to call you his son, grab all your luggage and SPRINT in the opposite direction. Your star power hasn’t surpassed any level for us to ignore another lip locking session within the Cash Money family.

Via: Low Key

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