Everybody knows about the Chris Brown and Rhianna fiasco. How Chris started off with a back hand and ended up with his fist to Rhianna’s lip; and Rhianna was left looking like that prostitute on He Got Game, busted up. Chris was punished and given probation but Rhianna also but a restraining order on him. Oh but how times have changed, Chris and Rhianna are making beautiful music together. Plus Rhianna has lifted the restraining order, so you know what that means, Mr Nasty Time.
What I don’t understand if the two involved in the mess can put it behind them, why can’t others do the same? Writer/comedian Kevin Seccia operates a blog called How To Beat Up Anything that basically is used for fun and games giving advice on HOW TO BEAT UP ANYTHING! Well this past week Kevin got serious and put a $1000 bounty on Chris Brown’s head for anyone who will beat Chris up! Oh wow! I mean why would someone go so far to involve themselves in someone else’s business, so Kevin explains:
“Chris Brown brutally assaulted and threatened to kill a woman. He does not even pretend to be sorry for that fact and shows almost no awareness of what he’s done. For this crime he got probation. He did not deserve a second chance but he somehow got one. He immediately squandered that chance when he flew into a rage-filled tantrum, broke a window, smashed a room and intimidated dozens of people present at a morning show appearance. But, that was like months ago, a dreadful person might say. Well then, how about the fact that just the other day he actually referenced the possibility of beating up another woman while hitting on that woman. You know, like a joke. Like the kind a monster would make, in a movie, before killing you.”
Well Kevin seems like so many others, “don’t wanna give a brother a chance”. Chris apologized and obviously Rhianna forgave him because duh, they are in each other’s face and making hits together, no pun intended. So really I don’t see the problem. Their relationship isn’t our business and if he bust up her face again that’s a decision SHE is going to have to live with. Honestly I don’t think he’ll do it again, well not now, it’s so soon…lol.

Then like the haters Chris addressed during his twitter outburst, Kevin doesn’t approve of his Grammy award. He also says that having to see Chris perform twice during the award show made the audience his victims. I guess he was trying to imply that no one wanted to see him perform…ummmm that’s a negative.
“Grammy Awards, there is blood on your hands. Not actual blood, of course, like the kind Chris Brown had on his hands after he committed that heinous crime he never paid for, I’m talking about the figurative kind.”
Wow, that’s a low blow! I mean just because Chris didn’t get the TYPE of punishment that some thought he should have gotten doesn’t mean the TYPE of punishment he got wasn’t right. Can this man live, sheesh. But Kevin goes on to say explain the TYPE of “beat up” he was referring to. “Beating him up means at least two solid punches. He looks like the kind of guy you could easily drop with one clean shot, so if he crumples immediately and your next punches misses, don’t worry, it still counts.” Oh wow, he’s calling Chris a punk! Kevin does go on to say, “If you were to hit him and then email me video proof of that beating, I would absolutely, one hundred percent guaranteed send you a thousand dollars.”
There you have it, if you happen to see Chris Brown and can knock him out in two punches, you are $1000 richer. Personally I wouldn’t advise anyone to do it because that’s the past and the one with the beat up face has forgiven the puncher; and plus that’s their business. That was a funny proposal though because on top of all that, Chris fighting back is a violation of his probation, so that would be an unfair fight. I think Chris Brown got those hands so that two punch knock out will be something to see. 

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